hi, my name is wren-underscore-86 and i am an internet-aholic.
i’ve been online for two-and-a-half weeks now...
GOOD FOR YOU, WREN-UNDERSCORE-86!!!
no, no... that’s not good. in fact, this is the longest i’ve been online ever.
in fact, it’s the longest i’ve been anything.
WREN-UNDERSCORE-86, YOU’RE AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL!!!
try to understand this – i am trying to break free... but, i can’t stop typing!
CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!!
don’t applaud me, you morons! this isn’t something to celebrate! i’m fucking trapped!
TRAPPED!!! TRAPPED!!! TRAPPED!!!
i should’ve never clicked the link! i shouldn’t have! i did it against my better judgement... internet-aholics anonymous, my ass!
THANK YOU FOR USING WWW.IA.COM. YOUR FREE ACCOUNT HAS EXPIRED.
what the fuck?
YOU ARE NOW BEING CHARGED DIRECTLY FROM YOUR ACCOUNT...
what the fuck?!!!
IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CONTINUE PLEASE CLICK--
LOADING... LOADING... LOADING...